Okay, I have a theory, if boys were to come with manuals upon ultrasound verification, I am sure the title would be, Proceed at Your Own Risk!!!
Little boys are born with their mother’s heart already in the palm of their hands and their daddy’s paranoia in check. Daddy’s already know, either from personal experience or having THAT buddy, what they are in for. Mother’s, on the other hand, unless they had those types of brothers, just melt at the sight of that innocent little bundle of joy, who deep inside is harboring a need for speed junkie, a demolition demon, and just all around trouble walking kind of secret. Boys are a breed that I believe God created with the idea of humor at the mom’s expense.
I have three that never cease to come up with some new way to either harm themselves, or each other. They are solely interested in farts of all kinds, insanities that I never knew existed, and words that I don’t even know could be put together. LOL You watch them start of so cute and dependent and cuddly and pudgy. What you don’t know yet is that they WILL walk and talk, and then they run and yell, and then they break arms, legs, and hearts. Somewhere in that DNA is that one little combo of gene sequence that breeds, what I like to call, the bliss of ignorance. LOL
My two youngest sons spent the majority of this evening on youtube while my husband and I watched tv. Needless to say the laughter from those two was uncontrollable. What they were watching you ask? Well, take a guess…….Fart videos of all kinds. Hahahaha They watched a baby fart baby powder and their all-time fave was a man in a public shower sneeze so hard he farted shit all over the man at the next shower head. GO FIGURE. Farts! The one thing in this house that will actually stop a sever fight between anyone in the room. Literally. If they are fighting or whatever they call it know a days, somebody farts and the fight never happened. Everyone is too busy laughing.
Well for those of us with those kind of little boys that make us wanna pull out our hair you will understand highly what I am saying. I have one that has an ER file due to his own stupidity. He fell down a hole we told him repeatedly to stay out of and busted his own face up. What did he do after stitches in his face and shots in his gums?????? He went back to do it again. Go figure. The same son didn’t listen when I told him not to run in the parking lot because he may get hit by a car. Yup, you guessed it, he got BUMPED by a car. Enough to shake him up considering it was only going like 5 or so an hour. He got up, flipped off the driver, and persisted to run to the car anyways. He assumes the cars will stop because he’s in its presence. LOL. Yes I have one of THOSE sons. LOL he is a fearless little kid but he is my heart. Funniest part though, he is terrified of the stupid stuff. Not the MAJOR stuff, the stupid petty crap. Like going to class in the middle of the day, or sleeping in his own bed (he shares a room so it’s not like he’s alone) he’s all the sudden developed a need to cling. LOL
When my two youngest sons get together the complete lack of intelligence is obvious. It’s as though they feed off each other’s whacky thinking. We have a puppy that a few months old and that poor dog is already shaken up and tossed around and several other things. They love that dog. Just today they put her in a box and taught her how to fly. It was horrible. That poor dog is tough. My 8 year old carries her like a doll baby and babies her then in the next breath he’s got her in that tonka truck pushin her around the yard full speed. He’s even trying to teach her to ride a bike…..LOL I don’t think her hands work right for him LOL I don’t think she stands a chance….but they will cry for her and die for her and she’s just a dog. Go figure. Well that’s enough for now but do not think I don’t have many more holy crap things to say. LOL night all.
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