Saturday, August 6, 2011

popcorn tins.....not a chair


Okay so here is a new development in what I like to call “the house of no-brainers”   LOL……
So, you know those Christmas tins full of popcorn?  Well my 4 year old has found many uses for them than just popcorn and decoration.  Picture everyone sitting around watching “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Roderick Rules” and no one is paying much attention to the 4 year old.  (he’s always doing something odd)  first he’s wearing it as a hat and banging on the tin, then he’s rolling it around.  Well, after he gets bored with the usual he decides to use it as a footstool for daddy while he’s on it.  So of course they start goofing off and horse playing.  K, nuf playing, back to the movie.  All the sudden he starts crying.  His popcorn tin chair doesn’t work too well when he turns it over and puts his big ole butt IN it.   LOL  yes! By this point we realize he actually thought he could sit IN it.  He was stuck.   Ass all the way in the tin and his ASS is stuck.   HAHAHAHAHA   help him.  LOL  after laughing hysterically my husband finally tries to help him out.  Not so easy a job when he has inherited the behind of my side of the blood line.   LOL  my  husband gets him out and continues to laugh while my poor child is now scarred for life cuz the popcorn tin ate his butt.  My husband says that is what you get when you get your momma’s booty.   Seriously????  Not my fault his blood line is known for being a member of the “no-ass-at-all tribe”
So on an end note to this scenario, popcorn tins are good for storage, decoration, and holding popcorn, BUT not good for sitting in when you have a big-ole-ass.   LOL   thank you.

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